Leave a message · The whole portfolio, one machine
You’ve reached George’s answering machine.
Every account in this portfolio forwards here. So does Gateway. Play the outgoing message if you want — it’s a song. Then leave yours after the beep.
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READY. PRESS PLAY FOR THE OUTGOING MESSAGE.
George is home. He is not picking up. He is standing next to the machine, listening, deciding.
Prefer to skip the machine? Write to hello@gatewaywebstrategy.com or visit gatewaywebstrategy.com. About the greeting: George’s outgoing message is a song. You know the one. The lawyers say we can’t print the words, and honestly the lawyers are right. Hum it. Everyone does.